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1986hell
1986hell

Tidbits for the Secret Monsters au

To summarize:

  • Steve is a werewolf.
  • Nancy is a Banshee.
  • Robin is a siren.
  • Eddie is their token human.
  • Will and Johnathan are half-fae.
  • Mike is a banshee.
  • Dustin is a were-bear.
  • Lukas is a shapeshifter of some kind.
  • Eleven is a fae.
  • Hopper is a cyclops.
  • At first Joyce thinks Will’s disappearance might be fae-related but can’t exactly talk about it to anyone b/c even her sons don’t know about the magical world.
  • Nancy and Mike know vaguely when someone nearby is going to die. It was horrible when Barb, Chrissy, etc. died because they could feel it.
  • Dustin took care of Dart without caution thinking it was more of a normal monster rather than an Upside Down monster.
  • The whole love triangle bs with Steve, Nancy, and Johnathan has even higher tension than in canon because Steve’s territorial instincts are kicking in and Johnathan has a subconscious possessiveness from his fae side.  
  • I want to have Argyle be a indigenous mythical creature but I’m not indigenous so I don’t want to just randomly pick something.
  • All of the experiment kids were fae to some degree. Henry/Vecna/One is full blooded.
  • Hopper is very protective of his one eye after hearing nothing but negative things towards cyclopses in myths.

After everything is revealed:

  • Steve and Dustin go running around in the woods on the full moon. Eddie is jealous.
  • Eddie spends hours bugging everyone about the reality of certain myths. Steve gets it the worst because as a werewolf, he’s the most commonly talked about monster.
  • He definitely stays ten feet away from the Blyers after learning about their heritage because he’s written too many campaigns with tricky fae.
  • More than once, a kid asks Eddie something about being a “normal” human, offending him greatly.
1986hell
1986hell

Secret Monsters AU

I’ve talked about this before on @ludabug ‘s post but I need to rewrite and elaborate.

The basic premise is that everyone in the main cast is some kind of magical creature but nobody else knows so everybody thinks they’re the only one.

Since no one is human, they all think the other’s behavior is completely normal and so they ignore completely obvious magical signs. 

Steve smells like wet dog in the rain? Must be a jock thing.
Ms. Wheeler knew Will wasn’t dead despite his “body” having been found? She has great intuition. 
Eleven can flip cars with her mind? She’s just a special type of human. 
Lukas was completely uninjured after Eleven threw him? He’s just built different. 
Robin was singing in some unfamiliar language? Must be a weird Fresh dialect.

There are a few pairs who know about each other like Robin (siren) and Steve (werewolf). But for the majority, everyone thinks they’re alone in this manner. 

Eleven is a full-blooded fae, who thinks she’s just a human with powers. This does not come out until she re-meets Papa in season 4. 

Seasons 1-3 go relatively similarly expect for a few moments when the party subtly uses their powers to save each other. Hence, not everyone dies but most still do because magical creature does not equal magical healing. 

Enter: Eddie Munson

The boys are 100% convinced he’s a part of the magical community in some way. Most likely a vampire. No normal human would be this interested in a fantasy game unless they were already familiar with it? He’s got whole books of information memorized just for making new adventures. 

But nah. He’s their token human.

(And if you want to add Steddie to it, Steve doing a werewolf courting ritual thinking that Eddie knows about these things and Eddie is totally oblivious to the fact that he’s playing hard-to-get.)

During the Vol 2 fiasco, some of them try to “subtly” tell him that they’re also a monster and he (having no idea that monsters exist) think that they’re all coming out to him. He’s so confused because as nice as it is that they trust him, it’s kinda wrong place, wrong time.

Eddie lives because Dustin runs out with him and uses his powers to save them both.

And yet… Eddie still comes out of it with a concussion and no idea that magical creatures exist because this reveal wouldn’t be dramatic enough.

It all comes out in the most mundane way possible. I haven’t decided how yet but I do have some ideas. It’s got to be something that’s hilarious (at least in hindsight) and reveals pretty much everyone all at once.

My best idea so far is they’re all having a ‘We Survived the End of the World/Eddie Got His GED’ pool party at Steve’s house in the Summer. Something spooks one of them and there’s a chain reaction of everybody instinctually using their powers like a Rube Goldberg machine. 

Once everybody stops staring at each other, mostly everyone starts talking at once, asking questions, demanding to see powers, etc. Everyone is exasperated that they wasted a lot of time and put themselves in extra danger by not revealing this sooner.

Eddie is just sitting in the corner whispering, “What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?!”

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i see y’all with your “steven goes to work at the mystery shack” headcanons and i’ve just gotta say… he would absolutely be the sketchiest person in gravity falls

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the 2nd gravity falls summer (bc you know there would be more than one) the mystery is ‘what the fuck is wrong with this traumatized pink teenager’ instead of ‘who is the author of the journals’ 

with such great hits as 

  • mabel (upon seeing steven’s gem): you’re PERMANENTLY BEDAZZLED?????
  • dipper: ugh gideon’s the worst
  • steven: oh yeah I hate it when your friends try to kill you, but you just gotta wait it out and be patient with them and they’ll come around to you eventually
  • dipper: what. the fuck.
  • the kids repainting the sign when mabel drops her paintbrush to the ground by accident, cue steven being like ‘np i’ll get it’ and walking straight off the edge of the roof 
  • mabel: i hate that picture of me, 4th grade’s the worst
  • steven: haha yeah…grades…those exist… i definitely didn’t look exactly the same from ages 8 to 14 for complicated shapeshifting reasons
  • “our grunkle stan is kind of a sketchy guy” “oh no way most of my family are war criminals”
  • steven: *breaks a cup* aw shit *licks it and it seals back together* 
  • dipper: *furiously taking notes*
  • theres no possible way that steven “haven’t you noticed I’m a star” universe doesn’t come over to mabel’s slumber parties w/ candy and grenda and casually mention his girlfriend who a. is literally a knight in shining armor, b. has taken down multiple genocidal dictators thousands of times her size, not to mention c. mastering the art of swordfighting when she was twelve and d. saving his life and the lives of all the beach city residents on a regular basis
  • dipper: *trying to reach something on a high shelf*
  • steven: oh here you go *shapeshifts his arm to grab it and bring it down*
  • dipper: ??????thanks??
  • playing w/ waddles and nonchalantly saying something about missing his own large, pink pet, a magical lion that can teleport and that he has ridden into battle multiple times
  • (at suzy’s diner) steven: don’t worry, i’ll get the bill 
  • various pines: thanks man
  • steven: it’s cool, my dad’s a millionaire
  • dipper:
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it’s honestly the funniest fucking thing to imagine steven outright not even PRETENDING to hide any of the unusual parts of himself, but dipper still acting as if it’s all some giant conspiracy he’s going to crack by the end of summer.

mabel: “dipper, stop being such a dummy-dumb, he literally TOLD us that he’s half gem on his mother’s side!”

dipper, chewing furiously on his pen: “yeah, but what does that MEAN???”

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steven: Oh my mom used to be an alien overlord sent to earth to drain it of its resources. But she didnt want to so she lead a rebellion against my aunts and grandma which i had to finish a couple years
Grunkle Ford: huh, so thats what happened to the gem authority

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The implication that Ford knows exactly what Steven is and just left Dipper to obsess over it anyway is gold

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funetti

Imagine if Security Breach had end credit bloopers like some of the old Disney movies. I’d like to think they’d go something like this:

- “Freddy, you’re supposed to be on lockdown!” “Officer Vanessa, I… forgot my lines.”

- Monty tries clawing through the chainlink gate, only to fail and smash into it

- Sun falls behind the security counter, but instead of Moon coming back up it’s Mapbot

- One of the animatronics jumpscares Gregory, only to be cut off by a boom mic hitting their head

- Freddy opens his chest cavity, only for the doors to fall off

- Vanny trips while skipping around the pizzeria

- “Roll and rock! Wait NO-“

- Moon tries clipping on its suspension cable while chasing Gregory, but misses the clip and faceplants

- “I do not come up here anymore. I miss him.” *Bonnie enters through a side door drinking a Fizzyfaz*

- The Afton introduction scene but when the door opens it’s Mapbot

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Babies don’t forget there’s an Etsy boycott from April 11-18 to protest the higher service fees recently instated for shop owners despite the fact that the company reported record profits last year. Etsy is usually one of my go-tos but I am absolutely going to stay off for the week. Without its vendors (many of whom are independent artists/creators) Etsy is literally nothing, and if these new policies are undermining their ability to stay on the site without risking their financial stability then they 100% deserve our support. No Etsy this week!!!

ghostthefox1997
ghostthefox1997

What if this

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Is when Freddy gets possessed by Michael afton and that's why he's not like the others.

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If you slow down the full clip you can see that he starts glitching because of an alert about a child which I’m pretty sure is Gregory.


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There’s no doubt that still being “alive” would screw with Mike after all he went through to be at rest. Instead of taking over, he hides in the figurative corner and just watches. This allowed Freddy’s AI to continue on as normal.

Instead of Mike possessing Freddy in that moment, I think that’s the moment when Michael thought he saw CC and it gave him the will to overpower Freddy’s original AI.

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